Tuesday, May 15, 2007

could be a TV show

I am totally sold on the idea of MTV or VH1 making a reality TV show on the trials and tribulations of the everyday soldier. Now I know what your thinking, the government would never allow the public to really see what a normal day is like for me, both here and back in the states. But on the flip side of that i guarantee it would solve the enlistment problem within 6 months! Even if i begin to tell you some of the everyday occurrences here you would either not believe it or would say "well, i guess you had to be there". If laughter really is the best medicine I'm going to live forever!! That is unless i get bitten by a camel spider, when God made this creature he had to be mad at someone. I would rather run naked through a corn field backwards than mess with one. Go figure, I have no problem with going to war, but the thought of that "thing" near me makes me want to shoot it. Another luxury we go without is a laundry room, we are able to drop it off to be picked up and washed and then brought back in a matter of days. So of course the wheels are a spinnin' I'm going to attempt to put the most random items in my laundry and see if they come back. Oh, the things that amuse us here. Well I'm getting sleepy so i bid you adue, so "until next time stay classy America"

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Honey, you make me laugh like nobody can! I think you should write a book. I love and miss you dearly!

Erin said...

If you only had some red sequined panties to put in there...that might get them talking! But then, they'd be calling you Cpl. Klinger. Love ya! (Keep the blogs rolling...it assures us you haven't lost your sense of humor...or your wit!)

Gary & Jan said...

Hey, you know how I like pictures of wild things. Can you get me a picture of one of those camel spiders up close? Can they jump very far? Has anyone organized any camel spider races yet? Maybe they are something that just shouldn't be messed with after all. Dump your boots out before putting them on, just don't dump them in your lap!

Rupe said...

Brian, You are not kidding. I STILL have nightmares about Camel Spiders. Dude, those things are just EVIL.
My "friends" esued to throw one in my cot every night just to hear me scream like a 12 year old girl...LOL
I hope you laughed at that.

Mike